i-guess-you-could-say-i:

When you find out he’s hung

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versacepromises:

there is so much unnecessary heterosexuality on tv

gay4zayn:

zayn singing to his own dick how romantic

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(Source: xxxmale)

nosdrinker:

my strange addiction: cumming

therainbowwhale:

toxicmp3:

straight white men be like “did you or did you not come for my rights today”

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"I’m not sure exactly what rights you came for or when you did, but it hurt me"


stop:

mamanicured:

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

Oh
My
God

(Source: mamanicured)

clamjob:

💋💀✨